IsThatLegal?

"Though he be a gentleman, remember, Eric Muller is also a lawyer."
-- Sparkey of "Sgt. Stryker's Daily Briefing"
"Relentlessly sensible and often important."
-- Michael Froomkin of "discourse.net"

8/31/2003

Culinary Generalizations

Is it just me, or is this headline a touch, well, racist?

Maybe this article is the first in a series. Next week, look for "Jews Just Love Gefilte Fish."

UPDATE: Well, maybe "racist" isn't quite the right word, but isn't there something uncomfortable about it? Fruit juices presumably quench everyone's thirst about equally, so it's odd, isn't it, to say "Fruit Juices Quench Hispanic Thirst?" Would we expect to see a headline that says, "Fried Chicken Really Hits the Spot for Black People?" Or "Wurst Sates Germanic Hunger?"

8/26/2003

It's Only Old Age Wasteland.

The History Channel, looking to "break out of the image it's all black-and-white footage" and "to approach history with kind of an irreverent approach," is now filming a new series called "Extreme History."

The show's host? Roger Daltry of The Who.

"What better way to look at history than through the filter of this rock personality?" asked Matt Ginsburg, the History Channel director who is filming an episode here in North Carolina right now.

Well, I could probably come up with at least a couple of better ways. Or maybe a thousand.

The episode that's filming in North Carolina right now is a historical "cooking show" in which -- I am not making this up -- the aging rock star cleans, guts, cooks, and eats a beaver.

Roger Daltrey eating beaver. Now that's what I call history.

8/22/2003

Yippeee!

Seven months and two days after starting IsThatLegal--today, that is--I had my 100,000th visit.

It's 12:15 a.m. Do you know where your Secretary of State is?

If you're a North Carolinian, the answer is: shopping.

Meditation: Good for What's Bugging You?

This local practicioner of mindfulness meditation is cheating.

Look at the top photo in the news story. Can you see how?

HINT: Note the cans of mosquito repellent in the photo.

8/21/2003

What Did Neanderthals Know and When Did They Know It?

A New York Times editorial today ponders the big questions. Given the brightness of Mars in the night sky, the Times says that the distance to Mars -- 34,646,418 miles -- is "very hard to take literally." Also hard to take literally, says the Times,

is the fact that 59,619 years ago, Earth's Neanderthals were staring skyward and wondering just how close that red planet was going to come.

Yes, that is hard to take literally. I don't think Neanderthals knew that the bright red light in the sky was a planet at all. Or that the fact that the light was getting brighter meant that its source was getting closer.

For that matter, I don't think the Times had a Science section 60,000 years ago. Or that they did cave delivery.

Should I demand a correction?

8/19/2003

Sexy pictures = traffic! Who'd have imagined?

4700 hits to the blog today -- all, it seems, because of a post about pictures of women in the New York Times. (And I note that I'm about to break the 100,000 visitors mark on my bravenet counter!)

Who would have thought that putting pictures of women in various stages of dress and undress on a website would draw traffic?

Note to internet entrepreneurs: somebody could make some money doing this!

T & A at the NYT.

First, in Sunday's edition, there was a huge color above-the-waist photo of two naked lesbian pornstars smooching in a hot tub. (It was the illustration for an article about porn DVD's.)

Today, above the fold on the front page of the print version is a photo of a crowded subway train with a profile view of a simply stunning female passenger with features--and not just facial features, by the way--that are reminiscent of Demi Moore's in the film "Striptease." (It is the illustration for a story about the resumption of normal life in NYC after the blackout.)



(This capture of the front page is from the Times's own online version of today's front page. Unfortunately, I can't find the photo of the smooching naked lesbians online.)

This is why I'm a NY Times, umm, buff. Well, maybe "buff" is the wrong word.

UPDATE: Courtesy of an instapundit reader, I can now offer you the smooching lesbians picture as well. I've smudged it a bit to conceal the naughty bits. It's here. Those instapundit readers sure know how to do their research!

The Fab, uh, Five.

A group of Beatles imitators from Cheyenne, Wyoming, who call themselves '62 because they imitate the Beatles' early sound, have been invited to Liverpool, England, to play in that city's annual International Beatle Week.

Liverpool's Fab Four, as we all know, were John, Paul, George, and Ringo; Wyoming's Fab Four are Dave, Scott, Mark, and Andy, and, uh Chris. Well, Wyoming's Fab Five. Whatever.

So what if counting is not '62's longsuit? They can capture the sound of the Beatles, and that's what's important!

Well, not eactly the whole sound of the Beatles. The sound of the Beatles from 1961 to 1964. "Some bands," band member Dave Pal explained, "most of them play the whole spectrum from 'I Want to Hold Your Hand' right up to 'Let It Be. We don't do that."

Pal also insisted that the volume on their amplifiers goes to "11."

Rumor has it that Pal will soon be leaving the band to form "Goat," a group of Wings imitators who try to capture the McCartney sound from 1971.

UPDATE: The Beatles wingnuts are furiously emailing me, reminding me that there was a fifth member of the early lineup. I know, I know. But Stu Sutcliffe left the band in 1961. And he barely played when he was in it anyway.

The Prosecutor's "Higher Standard": Don't Commit Reversible Error All the Time.

"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about," Oscar Wilde famously said, "and that is not being talked about."

Something tells me that Wyoming assistant prosecutor Mary Beth Wolff might not agree. She has made the newspaper for the large number of convictions she has had overturned on appeal.

But Ms. Wolff has no regrets. She reports that she is "not deterred," and defends her record by noting that the Wyoming Supreme Court has "not overturned all of the convictions she has overseen" in 8 years at the prosecutor's office.

I never would have thought of it that way. You go, Mary Beth Wolff!

8/14/2003

My advising dilemma -- an update

Update: I have decided not to advise the student group that approached me to serve as their advisor. The feedback I got on this site (before SquawkBox killed my comments) was just fantastic, and very helpful.

I was leaning toward serving as the group's advisor, for the reasons many expressed here, until the student who is organizing the group told me that she planned for the group to do direct advocacy on the issue that concerns them, rather than just sponsoring discussion about law and policy. (That is, they plan on spending their time trying to persuade people here in the community not to take a particular action. That was too much for me. Had they been planning on merely sponsoring discussion and debate, I might have done otherwise.)

8/13/2003

Whose Marriage Is Oppression? Whose Adultery Is Liberation?

Laura Kipnis, a professor of radio, TV, and film at Northwestern, is getting all sorts of attention for her new book, which (if the New Yorker's review can be believed) is a rant against marriage and a celebration of adultery.

I've read a bit of her stuff online, and one thing I notice that seems to be missing from her oeuvre is her own romantic past. (I admit my review of her online stuff was cursory, so it may in fact be out there.)

Has she been married and/or in a long-term relationship? Did she cheat? What were the consequences for her, if any?

It's hard for me to read this sort of stuff and not see it as an academic's taking her own dissatisfaction with her own marriage/relationship, and her own defensiveness about her own dalliance(s), and turning that into scholarship.

I admit right up front: I could be totally off base about this. Totally.

But I'd be very interested to know the author's own history with relationships and fidelity. Has she gone public with that? Anybody know?

8/11/2003

Couplehood

At the gym I go to (with insufficient frequency, I might add), I often see an older couple. They look to be in their mid- to late-70s. The wife is blind. Her devoted husband leads her gently from machine to machine, adjusting the seat and the weights for her, and then works out on the adjacent machine.

He always wears a gray t-shirt that says "Women Love Me, Fish Fear Me" over top of the image of a big fishhook. His wife's matching gray t-shirt has the same fishhook on it, and it says "I'm a Keeper."

This couple touches me every time I see them. Such tenderness, such devotion. It is really beautiful.

Music and Emotional Memory

Last night I played a song I haven't listened to in a couple of years--"Annie Get Your Gun" by the band Squeeze--and I was stunned at how strongly the opening bars brought back the sadness I felt the first time I heard the song. It was when Squeeze played the song on Saturday Night Live on November 20, 1982. It was their farewell performance; the band was breaking up. (They got back together again, but at the time, who knew?) "Annie" was their last single. They were my favorite band. I was disconsolate. I forced all of the kids who were pledging my college fraternity to wear black armbands for a day to memorialize the breakup. (Although I confess that that little episode was as much a spoof of the pledging process as it was a genuine expression of grief.)

All of this came flooding back from the first couple of chords.

Amazing stuff, music.

8/10/2003

Correcting the NY Times on the Appellate Process

Earlier this week I blogged a correction to an A.P. story that was in lots of papers about the Justice Department's plan to require local federal prosecutors to report so-called lenient sentences (that is, sentences in which the judge departs downward from the range required by the federal sentencing guidelines). The claim I wished to correct was that this program transferred power over the appellate decisionmaking process from local prosecutors to Washington.

This morning we see the same mistake repeated--even more explicitly--on the Editorial Page of the New York Times:

"At the very least, the Ashcroft plan would subject federal prosecutors to an unusual, and undesirable, degree of top-down management. Right now, individual prosecutors decide when to appeal a judge's sentence. Mr. Ashcroft seems to want that decision to be made after a review from Washington."

I said it before, but now that it's in the Times I'll say it again: this is a factually false depiction of the federal appellate system. And it's not just a little detail; it goes to the heart of the criticism the Times is making of Ashcroft's plan.

Right now, individual prosecutors do not decide when to appeal a judge's sentence. The Solicitor General of the United States does, after multiple rounds of independent evaluations and recommendations by attorneys in the Appellate Section of the Justice Department's Criminal Division and by at least one attorney in the Solicitor General's Office (in addition to the Solicitor General himself). No local prosecutor has the power to file an appeal without review and explicit approval from Washington. The most that this plan does is to get information about sentencing leniency to Washington more quickly, so that (in theory at least) lawyers in the Appellate Section of the Criminal Division could order a local office to appeal a sentence that the local office was not inclined to appeal, or perhaps (though this would tax the Appellate Section's manpower beyond the breaking point) so that the Appellate Section lawyers could take the appeal themselves.

So yes, Mr. Ashcroft does "seem to want [the sentencing appeal] decision to be made after a review from Washington." But that's the way the decision has always been made.

It is surprising to see this sort of factually erroneous assertion on the Editorial Page of the New York Times. They should correct it, and temper their criticism accordingly.

8/8/2003

A new commenting system

I'm now using Haloscan, after SquawkBox killed my comments and held them ransom.

Have at it!

This Station Is Temporarily Experiencing Nutritional Difficulties...

The Denver City Council stopped the broadcast of a meeting on the public access channel because they didn't want to be seen eating cinnamon buns.

Really.

The Recall Putsch?

Referring to the aspirations of a young Austrian, someone who knew the young man well said:

"He was enormously intelligent and enormously crude, and he said then that he had a recurring dream that he would be King of the Earth. He had a master plan. He wanted to ... have enormous power."

I'll give you a hint: the young man's first name is a two-syllable name, and it starts with "A."

Give up? Well, here's a hint: his decision to enter the race for governor of California is causing quite a Führer.

Click here for the answer.

(By the way, this post is a gag. I'm not really comparing the two men. (Although you have to admit, the quote from the Times certainly does sound as though it could be about that other "A"-named Austrian, doesn't it?))

How Government Appeals Actually Work.

Today's Associated Press story about John Ashcroft's program to keep tabs on lenient judges has a significant error in it. The story reports that "[t]he effect of the [program] will be to shift most decisions on whether to appeal a sentence that is less than called for in the sentencing guidelines from federal prosecutors to Justice Department lawyers in Washington."

This is false. It has always been the case that "Justice Department lawyers in Washington" have made the decision about whether to file any sort of appeal in a federal criminal case, including an appeal of a sentence. Here's how the process worked when I was at the US Attorney's Office in Newark, NJ, from 1990-1994: after an adverse decision in a federal district court, I had to prepare a lengthy memo making the case for an appeal and submit it to the Chief of the Appeals Division in my office. She, in turn, had to get the approval of the U.S. Attorney himself. Then the memo was sent to the Appeals Section of the Justice Department's Criminal Division in Washington, DC. An appellate attorney would prepare his own memo, using my memo as a basis, but commenting extensively on the advisability of an appeal in the broader context of the Justice Department's overall enforcement strategies. Both of those memos would then go to a lawyer in the Solicitor General's Office, who would prepare another memo on the same question and make a recommendation (appeal or no appeal) to the Solicitor General. The Solicitor General would then receive the entire stack of memos and would decide whether or not to appeal.

And that was the process for every single case in which I, as a line Assistant, thought an appeal was advisable.

I don't know the statistics, but in my personal experience we were forbidden from appealing more often than we were allowed to do so.

This program of Ashcroft's is creepy, to be sure. But it does not transfer power to Washington. That's where the power has always resided.

UPDATE: A Volokh Conspiracy reader noted, in an email, that this new program might transfer power to DC after all. The process I describe above is for cases where the prosecutor loses in the district court and wishes to appeal. Ordinarily, if the prosecutor in the district court loses and he (and his office) are content to leave things alone, they are under no obligation to notify main Justice of the potentially appealable loss. This plan, it seems, does oblige them to notify main Justice when they've opposed a downward departure and the judge has granted it anyway. So in that sense, the program will (much more rapidly) bring to main Justice's attention adverse decisions that are potentially appealable, and I suppose that if the appellate section and the Solicitor General's Office at main Justice wish to take the appeal themselves (even over the resistance of the local U.S. Attorney's Office), they'll be able to do so.

I doubt this will happen often. As I said earlier, my experience was that DOJ's appeals section and the SG's office were considerably more reluctant to take appeals than we were at the NJ US Attorney's Office. Not only that, but the appellate section in DC is hardly staffed to run lots of their own appeals of sentencing decisions all over the country. Still, the scenario the reader describes is indeed possible.

Of course, even under this scenario, the locus of ultimate decisionmaking power does not change: no appeal was permissible without multiple layers of approval at main Justice before the plan, and that is true after the plan as well.

8/7/2003

Here's a story that sucks.

Ed Cone was recently all over the decision of the Greensboro News-Record and other papers to edit the word "sucks" out of a Doonesbury strip.

This morning I happened to glance at Bill Amend's comic "Foxtrot" in the local paper, and saw that it quite pointedly uses (indeed, riffs on) the word "sucks." I'm guessing that papers are running it; it's in today's Raleigh News & Observer, for example.

Is "sucks" only a bad word when a liberal political cartoonist uses it?

8/5/2003

For this, I really would rather be in Philadelphia.

The introductory film/performance at the new National Constitution Center ("NCC") in Philadelphia moved this jaded constitutional law professor to tears.

What the NCC is doing is, I think, a huge step forward. Rather than start the visitor off with a film that will (as all such films do) let the visitor's mind wander, the NCC starts you off with a live performance--an overview of American constitutional history narrated in a theater-in-the-round by a live actor (and a very good one at that) who moves all over the stage and all around the theater, while films and images are displayed on a screen that circles the theater above your head. It is stirring, engaging, provocative. You leave with an intellectual and emotional appreciation for the uniqueness of the American constitutional experiment. Yes, it is a bit rah-rah at the end, but forgivably so. And it does not hide the big blemishes.

If business or pleasure takes you to Philadelphia, take a couple of hours and visit the NCC. You won't be disappointed.

8/4/2003

That Political Button Is A Security Risk. Remove It.

I had a spirited discussion the other day about an interesting little case that is described here. John Gilmore got on a British Airways flight from San Francisco to London wearing a little button that said "Suspected Terrorist." (Gilmore, a multimillionaire, is currently suing to invalidate the requirement that passengers show government-issued identification in order to travel domestically.) A flight attendant, on the pilot's behalf, instructed him to remove the button, and when he declined, he and his friend (who was wearing no button) were removed from the flight. The airline told him they'd be happy to put him on a later flight, but only if he took off the button.

Obviously, the airline wasn't concerned that Gilmore presented a security risk; they would not have offered to transport him without the button if they thought he actually posed a security risk. What the airline was concerned about was the button itself.

This raises an interesting question, doesn't it? Plainly (no pun intended) when we fly we accept security- and safety-based constraints on our freedoms that we would not accept elsewhere. We give up the right to use our cellphones, for example. We surrender our right to freedom of movement (by buckling ourselves into our seats whenever we're instructed to do so). And so on. But do we give up our right to political speech with which the airline disagrees, or which the airline views as somehow undermining good order on the flight? We're not talking here about a right to walk up and down the aisle during takeoff or landing with a sandwich board. We're talking about a little button on a shirt. Note that an airline representative said that they would let him fly with a button that said "Hooray for Tony Blair."

It's not at all clear to me that a passenger's First Amendment rights are implicated in a case such as this; an airline is a private actor, not a state actor, and people don't have First Amendment rights against private actors. (Of course, it's possible that the involvement of government officials in ejecting people from planes or keeping them off of planes might translate into state action.) But in any case there is an interesting policy (if not constitutional) question lurking here: How much discretion should we be according to airlines to curtail our behavior in the name of security? I think most of us are willing to accept just about anything after 9/11. But is this as it should be?

8/1/2003

Is there an emoticon for this?

You can no longer get a divorce by text messages on a cellphone, by email, by voice mail, or by fax in Malaysia. (Scroll down to the last story.)

No ruling, apparently, on instant messaging.

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