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January 5, 2007
See If You Can Do Better With Kissy Than I Did.
"Hello and a hearty welcome!" says Kissy.
Kissy's very helpful.
"Here you can find information about events going on in and around Bad Kissingen," Kissy says.
And you can also flirt with Kissy!
I tell Kissy that I thought "99 Luftballons" was a cool song.
Sweet! "There's no life without singing," Kissy says.
Emboldened, I tell Kissy that she has very beautiful eyes.
"I'm just going to take that as a compliment," replies the coquetteish fräulein.
But then I ask her what she thinks of Hitler.
It totally spoils the mood.
Posted by Eric at January 5, 2007 11:10 AM
Comments
Almost, but not quite, completely off-topic, the heroine of Ian Fleming's James Bond novel You Only Live Twice was named Kissy Suzuki. As the surname implies, she was Japanese, not German.
Posted by: Lex at January 5, 2007 12:51 PM
For those of you who don't speak German, I typed it up into google translate. I think it roughly says "I don't want to speak with you anymore."
Actual translation from google is:
"I do not believe that I might have spoken with them more daruber"
ELM: She says, "I don't think I care to talk to you about that." It's the expression on her face that I love.
Posted by: Cyrus at January 5, 2007 1:13 PM
DAMNIT! If only I could speak German! This was hilarious!
Posted by: Roonie at January 5, 2007 7:39 PM
It would never have worked out anyway, given the language and cultural differences, dimensional barrier and existence/nonexistence issues.
Posted by: Syd at January 8, 2007 6:00 PM
This was hilarious. I have been told before that my name if from a German desent, but honestly, my folks made it up. Haha.
Posted by: Kisya Brown at February 17, 2007 8:32 PM